HARD MAGIC – “The Orange Man” – Lyrics
You’re such a sad man
There is no doubt
Do you hear the shit
That comes out your mouth?
Yeah, every time that you twist and you shout
You’re like a child
You sulk and you pout
You’re a mad man
With your orange tan
You’re a sad man
Trust me, I’m not a fan
Trust me, I’m notchyo’ fan
No, no-oh
You spew evil and hate from your desk
Your narcissism is never addressed
I blame your father for making you a hot mess!
Everyone is scared of you, so I guess
You’re a mad man
With your orange tan
A bi-polar crazy man
Trust me, I’m not a fan
Trust me, I’m notchyo’ fan
No, no-oh
You’re such a psychopath
Is there a doubt?
Do you even hear the shit
That comes out your mouth?
Yeah, every time that you lie like a rug
Your like a pig rolling ‘round in the mud
‘Cause
You’re a mad man
With your orange tan
You’re a sad man
Trust me, I’m not a fan
Trust me, I’m notchyo’ fan
No, no-oh
You’re a broke criminal, in jail or on the run
You’ll go down in history a moron and really dumb
Our enemies will have all the fun
It’ll take years to undo the damage you’ve done
‘Cause
You’re a mad man
With your orange tan
You’re a sad man
Trust me, I’m not a fan
Trust me, I’m notchyo’ fan
No, no-oh
Written July 28, 2025
Copyright 2025 Fabian Thibodeaux (BMI) / Mainya Music Publishing (BMI)